[Yeah, you'd take it less humorously too if you'd spent your whole life terrified of inheriting schizophrenia from your mother.]

Why do people keep saying that? It's not true. Look--

[He sits down on the ground, his psychic outfit fitting him very well (he'd actually sort of like it if it weren't for the fact he's panicking) and he points at the Absol. The Absol actually rolls his eyes and pads closer to his Trainer, but Reid shies away immediately, every instinct screaming for him to get away from the wild animal.] I-its--its paws are clearly made for traversing a mountain environment, b-but it has red eyes, which in mammals are usually indicators of albinism because they're caused by a deficiency in melanin which would be extremely bad in an environment with a lot of sun and a requirement to see sharply during the daytime--I mean, it's possible that this animal is an albino of its species, but everyone insists that it's normal and even then that doesn't explain the extremely inefficient placement of its horn--

[He's talking at lightning speed now. Absol sits down on his back legs, wondering if he should do something to prevent another panic attack.]