[Ordinarily, questions like those would draw scathing criticism out of Albert — no, of course he's not a doctor, he's just wearing it because it's fashionable — but in the grand scheme of things, what he's faced with here is some kid (for a given value of "kid") who looks like he's about three steps from a complete meltdown, and so at least the small, deliberate remarks and questions aren't coming from a position of misunderstanding or idiocy, but a reasonable coping mechanism to try to calm down.

Which, you know, is actually sensible, and okay, he'll let that one fly. For the moment.]

Forensic pathologist. At the moment, I'm also the best shot a coconut crab has at living out an existence free of mummification and death by parasitic mushroom. You ever heard of a tōchūkasō?