[Crosses his arms. Nope, he's starting to run out of options to say, but he manages to latch onto that last part.]

It may be true that you currently don't have a way of knowing if anything is real, even myself, but for now... I think you should operate under the assumption that this is real.

[He's probably going to get kicked for saying the next part-- hell, if he doesn't get kicked, he might just kick himself for it.] There is bound to be at least one hallucination looking out for the person, right?

[Yeah he might just have to kick himself.]