Keep an eye out, then. I'll be posting some data and statistics once I have a chance to get enough surveys.

[When he speaks next, it's hesitant, but not because of Heather.] I... don't really trust him. Or anyone in New Bark, really. They all seem really robotic, and the ones who don't still allow children as young as ten to go into the woods alone for three days with nothing but a small animal. The fact that it seems to turn out okay doesn't really factor that much--they're still criminally negligent. [Alright, there's a flash of law enforcement in there. He's not one to moralize, but seriously. Leaving kids to wander the woods. Alone. For three days. With enough food for only one night. And then letting them do that continually so they can go on an 'adventure'.

Call him sensitive, but that pisses him off. And it takes a lot to piss Spencer Reid off. ]