[He slowly uncurls and sits up, giving himself a cursory check for any new injuries while he recites,] Three falls from trees of varying heights, two from rooftops, two on top of cacti, and three free-falls landing on snow, pavement, and a rock placed in the middle of the ocean, respectively. Ten falls in all within the last twenty-four hours.

[He's going to be very sore for a while.]

I don't know what's happening, but whatever it is has been teleporting me around to places that are elevated off of surrounding surfaces. Luckily, it's never been a longer fall than roughly ten feet, and I haven't broken any bones so far.

[Also, yay, this newest fall didn't hurt him. But boo, it's making all his growing bruises ache. Give him a second, he's going to try to stand up.]