1st Genius α Video/Action for New Bark Ω

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[It takes him a bit to figure out how the hell to start the feed. When he finally does, all PokéConnect is treated to the sight of a deceptively calm man dressed in purple pants and a white shirt tied with a gray obi, the traditional psychic’s outfit. An Absol keeps pacing behind him, as if expecting him to fall over at any moment and preparing itself to catch him. Honestly, that’s because it is, since its new Trainer has had a massive panic attack that caused him to pass out once already, and Absol can sense that there will be more to come. This is going to be a long partnership.]

Morgan, if this is a prank, alright. You got me. You win the war.

[The man holds up his hands in defeat, still unnaturally calm.]

I don’t know how you did it, but you can stop now. I get it. You can make the Pokémon go away. Once again, I have no idea how you did it…

[His throat gets tight. He struggles to keep his breathing even.

Please, Morgan. Please oh please make this stop.]

But you can stop it now. I have a lot of work to do, and giving me strange clothes, asking a woman to pretend to be my mother, and trying to make me doubt my own sanity is not helping.

[Please let this be a prank. Please say he’s not completely insane.]

And you can turn off the music while you're at it.

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[ video ]

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[Oh shit, this thing has a video function too?]

That's not possible.

[Stop it. Stop saying things that further confirm that he is having a massive psychotic break.]

[ video ]

[colorsofthewind]

I know- I know it all seems very hard to take in, but it is possible.

[ video ]

[leftinbasketforfbi]

No. No, it really isn't.

[Trying to get him to accept that it's real and he's not batshit insane will be like smashing her head against a brick wall at the moment. He needs to stop panicking and start breaking it down in his head before he can even consider it being real.]

[ video ]

[colorsofthewind]

Please, try to calm down. Take a deep breath. This isn't a very rational situation to have been placed in, but panicking isn't helping anything.

[ video ]

[leftinbasketforfbi]

This is calm. [Compared to his panic attack from before.]

Rationality--rationality isn't always part of life, but possibility is. In order for something to happen, it doesn't have to be rational, but it has to be possible. This is not possible.