8th Event Ζ Action for Everywhere Τ Fourth Wall Event!

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE HIM

WHY

HE DID NOTHING TO IT

But for whatever reason, the world is glitching out around him in particular, and he somehow keeps finding himself landing in a tree. Or a cactus. Or an icy mountain face. Or a roof. Really, he's traveling around both Johto and Kanto, and he's getting a good view of every somewhat elevated surface out there.

So WHEREVER you are, there's the sound of a squeak yipe startled noise above you. And when you look up, there is a thoroughly frazzled genius sitting (or falling) about ten feet up.]

Comments

[wombed]

[You wouldn't think she was very threatening either from looks alone, but that's where you'd sign your death warrant.

She tilts her head, looking to the snow and then the surrounding, snowless ground. She looks back at Reid.]

Were you trying to fly? You're not very good at it. [her voice sounds extremely childish, even more so than her looks would suggest.]

[leftinbasketforfbi]

No, I wasn't trying to fly. [He rests his hands in his lap.] I've been being teleported across Johto and Kanto? I can't control it, or else I would have stopped it a while ago.

[wombed]

Johto and Kanto. [She echoes him, though she clearly doesn't understand what it is she's saying.

Jack gestures around] This place? Do you live here?

[leftinbasketforfbi]

Live here? No, not at all. Johto and Kanto are the two regions available to us to travel to. Most of the people I have met aren't actually from either; we're from different worlds and we've been taken here for some reason.

[wombed]

[She frowns] No. [As if somehow the petulant 'no' will make everything he's saying wrong, and therefore everyone can leave. Or something.] How do we get home? We have to gt back to Mother.

[It's said strangely, like she's trying to say 'mother' and 'master' at the same time.]