8th Event Ζ Action for Everywhere Τ Fourth Wall Event!

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE HIM

WHY

HE DID NOTHING TO IT

But for whatever reason, the world is glitching out around him in particular, and he somehow keeps finding himself landing in a tree. Or a cactus. Or an icy mountain face. Or a roof. Really, he's traveling around both Johto and Kanto, and he's getting a good view of every somewhat elevated surface out there.

So WHEREVER you are, there's the sound of a squeak yipe startled noise above you. And when you look up, there is a thoroughly frazzled genius sitting (or falling) about ten feet up.]

Comments

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[Give him a second, he needs to look like a deer in headlights for a moment.

Giant robot.

GIANT ROBOT.]

Uh...

[He's actually fine, besides a lot of bruises, scrapes, and general misery, but he feels a migraine coming on.]

I, uh...

Y-yeah, I'm okay. Just, uh, being put in strange places. Y-you, I haven't seen anyone like you before.

[getthehorns]

[ Cliff just chuckles, offering him a hand ] I'm a nice robot, promise.

You want a hand down from there? I've fallen off that roof before and it wasn't fun.

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[Normally he'd be more skeptical, but he's already flown around on a Pegasus that is his friend's original form, been caught by a dragon, met a demon, and encountered a tiny supercomputer child (which he thought was his thing), so he's just going to buy it.

He carefully crawls into the robot's palm, staring up at him.]

I, uh... wouldn't have thought falling off a roof would hurt a giant robot?

[getthehorns]

[ Cliff lowers him carefully to the ground. Please don't mind the fact that with Rikku, Cliffjumper and Ironhide combined, there are a bajillion pokémon running around the place. ]

I wasn't a giant robot at the time.

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[Reid doesn't care about the Pokemon. He cares about the giant robot.]

Let me guess: you reverted to your original form today with no immediately apparent reason.

[getthehorns]

Got it in one. The name's Cliffjumper.